Breakin’ my balls

michels February 7, 2017 at 6:58PM

“Oh Randy, you’re breakin’ my balls here. You’re breakin’ my balls Randy…”

 

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Well what about you?! You’re havin’ a glass of wine!

michels January 18, 2017 at 11:22PM

I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six!

It’s called a tasting, and it’s classy!

 

 

HALL PASS! SHOW ME YOUR HALL PASS!!

FAQ guy August 4, 2015 at 7:57PM

I am the Dog… The big bad Doggg…..


I’M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!

FAQ guy July 1, 2015 at 8:58PM

I’M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!


An all-new adventure. An all-new game. The epic RPG continues in “South Park: The Fractured But Whole”!


>> See Matt & Trey hit the stage at E3 2015 to talk all about their new game…
>> Visit the official “South Park: The Fractured But Whole” website here!

 

Calling all South Park fans! Did you miss the #SouthPark20 experience at San Diego Comic Con but are still eager to see it? You’re in luck! From August 24 to September 25, 2016, the #SouthPark20 experience will be on display at the Paley Center for Media in Los Angeles and it’s absolutely FREE. This life-size 2-D/3-D experience features twenty memorable moments from South Park’s history and allows fans to explore and insert themselves into the iconic moments for a once-in-a-lifetime photo op! Did we mention it’s free?

In addition to the twenty iconic life-size moments, the experience also includes an art exhibit featuring twenty unique artists who were chosen to honor and celebrate South Park’s landmark season with original art pieces that has been curated by world-renowned pop-culture artist Ron English. Fans can also visit a retrospective gallery featuring original animation cells from the pilot episode.

Admission is free and visitors can watch free daily screenings of select episodes from the first nineteen seasons of the series, specially chosen for this exhibit, free on the big screen. So what are you waiting for? Come see the #SouthPark20 experience at the Paley Center!

Caught here in these photos, the Troubled Rebel Princess is seen taking the superconducting magnet, and then appearing disoriented as she tries to find her way out…


Dammit! I am not a dog!!

FAQ guy April 28, 2015 at 3:09PM

THE DOG WHISPERER
See, once again I am the one going for a walk.
This is about ME, and the chil’ is lucky enough
to come along.

CARTMAN
MOM THIS IS DEGRADING!

Cartman stops but Cesar quickly takes a step back and-

THE DOG WHISPERER
TSST!


HOLD! You cannot yet caress my daughter’s awesome boobage….

>> Watch the full episode “Major Boobage” right here.

I did it!! I JUMPED OVER THE HOMELESS!!!

FAQ guy March 25, 2015 at 12:11AM

Cartman stumbles and manages to just step off his skateboard and then throw his arms up in victory. Running around cheering.

CARTMAN
YES!!!! I DID IT!!! I JUMPED OVER THE HOMELESS!! YES!!!

Cut to Stan and Kenny standing with Kyle.

STAN
That was a sweet idea, Kyle.

KYLE
GOD DAMMIT THAT WASN’T MY IDEA!!

>> Watch Kyle’s sweet idea in action right here in “Night of the Living Homeless“.

Give it up for Timmy and the Lords of The Underworld!

FAQ guy February 26, 2015 at 11:23PM

CHEF AID GUY
Give it up for TIMMY and The Lords of The
Underworld!!!

A few sparse claps as Skyler’s band takes the stage. After they set up, Timmy comes wheeling out. Wrrrr….

The audience members all look confused.

SKYLER
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!

The band starts to play. This time, they are really tight.

TIMMY
(Singing)
Timmy!!! Timmy Livin’ a lie!!! Woo
Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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>> Rock out with Timmy and watch this classic scene right here!
>> Check out Timmy’s ritalin-filled debut in the episode “Timmy 2000“.