Happy Easter

michels April 15, 2017 at 9:00AM

It’s the time of year to decorate eggs in hopes that a giant rabbit will hide them.

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Keep Snowball’s tradition alive by tweeting us some of your South Park inspired Easter wares. 

 

Happy Easter from South Park Studios!

 

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WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTT?!?!?!

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The latest episode, “Not Funny” is now LIVE on the site!

Watch it here for FREE!

Watch “Members Only” Now For Free!

michels November 17, 2016 at 6:52AM

Dun dun dun dun dun dund ndudndnudn dunnnn dun! 

Guess who’s here, it’s the President of the United Fucking States. 

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The latest episode, “Members Only” is now LIVE on the site!

Watch it here for FREE!

Fan Question: Why haven’t you made an episode where butters has a girlfriend???

Answer: Not only has Butters had a girlfriend, as of last season, he was in a long distance relationship with a Canadian! Check out this list of Butters’ sordid love affairs.

 

Butters’ first romance was with the beautiful Lexus, a waitress from Raisins. Butters fell hard and fast for her and was truly in love, but thanks to his parents, it was eventually revealed she had ulterior motives.

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                                                   Lexus “breaks up” with Butters


Butters was heartbroken but recovered, and soon after he met Paris Hilton, who he technically may have made it to third base with.
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                                                               It’s all squishy

Unfortunately for Paris, she suffered a devastating loss to Mr. Slave in South Park’s 1st annual Whore Off.

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                                                The last time Butters saw Paris

In season 13’s “Butters’ Bottom Bitch”, he turned his romantic attention to more entrepreneurial pursuits. Upon paying for his first kiss with Sally Darson, Butters was inspired to found “Butters’ Kissing Company”, a tax exempt, for profit enterprise.
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                                                             Butters’ first kiss

The company was a great success but Butters, CEO, had a change of heart and relinquished control of his company, leaving his employees in charge.
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                                                         Butters’ Kissing Company
Most recently, Butters was coaxed into a plot, by Cartman,  to establish a symbolic union between The United States and Canada, just like in The Lion King 2.
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                                                   Butters and Charlotte on a date

The plan was for Butters to initiate a hot Cosby, with a young Canadian girl named Charlotte, in hopes for the coexistence of both their species. Unexpectedly they both fell in “Slow Cosby”, which is also known as a “love” in Canada.

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                                         Butters and Charlotte fall in “Slow Cosby”

Charlotte moved back to Canada and they were last seen video chatting together in the season 19 finale, “PC Principal Final Justice”.

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                                                Video chatting with Charlotte

 

Butters may have made it all the way to the 4th grade without kissing a girl, but once he locked lips with Sally Darson, all that changed.

Do you know what I am saying!?

 

Check out the whole saga here!

 

Watch “The City Part of Town” Now!

FAQ guy October 1, 2015 at 5:52AM

SODOSOPA! The all-new episode “The City Part of Town” is now live on the site!

Watch it for free here.

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As usual, the final uncensored audio will be available late Thursday night/early Friday morning. We will post it as soon as we have it.

And don’t forget, you can stream the new episodes on your phone or tablet right here @ SouthPark.cc.com — no app needed!

>> Watch “The City Part of Town” here.
>> Catch up & watch last week’s episode “Where My Country Gone?” here.

Watch the “South Park” Premiere Now!

FAQ guy September 17, 2015 at 6:17AM

WOO WOO WOO! The all-new episode “Stunning and Brave” is now live on the site.

Watch it for free here, bro!

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As usual, the final uncensored audio will be available late Thursday night/early Friday morning. We will post it as soon as we have it.

Don’t forget, you can also watch new episodes on your phone and tablet right here @ SouthPark.cc.com — no app needed!

>> Watch “Stunning and Brave” here.

Give it up for Timmy and the Lords of The Underworld!

FAQ guy February 26, 2015 at 11:23PM

CHEF AID GUY
Give it up for TIMMY and The Lords of The
Underworld!!!

A few sparse claps as Skyler’s band takes the stage. After they set up, Timmy comes wheeling out. Wrrrr….

The audience members all look confused.

SKYLER
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!

The band starts to play. This time, they are really tight.

TIMMY
(Singing)
Timmy!!! Timmy Livin’ a lie!!! Woo
Timmy!!! Timmy!!!

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>> Rock out with Timmy and watch this classic scene right here!
>> Check out Timmy’s ritalin-filled debut in the episode “Timmy 2000“.

“Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?”

FAQ guy February 19, 2015 at 9:31PM

“No, I know you… just you- you smoke that long pipe sometimes when you sit by the fire…”

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“OH! It’s a… Ok ok ok got it. Got it. What do you call it? Yup yup got it. Ok. Yup love you too.”

>> Watch this clip of Kanye right here.
>> Check out the full episode “The Hobbit“.

Watch “Grounded Vindaloop” Uncensored!

FAQ guy November 14, 2014 at 11:31PM

South Park just got real… or did it???

Watch it go down — totally uncensored — in the new episode “Grounded Vindaloop“.

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>> Watch “Grounded Vindaloop” uncensored here.

Watch “The Magic Bush” Now!

FAQ guy October 30, 2014 at 6:10AM

The all-new episode “The Magic Bush” is now live on the site! Watch it for FREE here.

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As usual, the final uncensored audio will be available late Thursday night/early Friday morning. We will post it as soon as we have it.

Don’t forget, you can watch our episodes on your phone & tablet right here at SouthPark.cc.com — no app needed!

>> Watch “The Magic Bush” for free here!
>> Catch up and watch our last episode “Handicar